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Trivia:
Adult Truths
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
Anagrams: - Member's Names
Barbara Fletcher - Rehabber Fractal
As you slide down the banister of Life:
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
Australian Bush Etiquette:
Weddings:
Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift (It works in other places, but not here).
Beer:
From a child's perspective:
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.'
Sarah, 7 years old.
California expressions and their Texas equivalent:
In California - Narrow-minded!
In Texas - Righteous!
Did you know that:
Swamp Donkey:
A deeply unattractive person.
Embarrassing Medical Exams:
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .
'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard. . ..
'No doctor but the song you were whistling was. . .
'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'
Dr. Wouldn't submit his name.
Good Jewish humour:
Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears"
Doctor: "Don't answer!"
Medical Records:
Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.
Neologism Contest
Gargoyle (n): Olive-flavored mouthwash.
Political Incorrectness - How to offend everyone:
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Face Book.
I said, 'I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!'
Next thing I know, 4000 Islamic Terrorists have added me as a friend!
Puns for Educated Minds:
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Quotable Quotes:
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck
Random Thoughts of the day:
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Thought for the Day:
'One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young... Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.'
To My fellow Lexophiles:
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
To the older crowd amongst us:
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Who's your Daddy?
Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time... well, I don't have clue...
Words for Women to Live By!
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself!
Weekly Riddles:
Last Week's Riddle:
Q: - Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
A: - Mount Everest!
This Week's Riddle:
Q: - Before the days of motor cars, a man rode into town on his horse. He arrived on Friday, spent three days in town and left on Friday. How is that possible?
A: - You'll get the answer next week!
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